go ahead and ask cuz im proabably bored :p  

I post whatever the fuck I want :)


queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

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automatically:

when your parents cancel your plans and you’re like “fine”

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shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

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budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

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spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

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tips on kissing boys

deodoranting:

1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda

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